Hair By Sisqo?

Just when we thought R. Kelly was done with the masks, sex tapes, weave braids, bad 12-part videos, and all his other gimmicks...he does this. Kelly recently released a new song called "Hair Braider" with this hairstyle to match. This dude has completely lost it. Gold braids. Really, Kells? And then he has the golden wizard jacket to go along with it. What's next, a song called "Boy Shorts" and daisy dukes in your video? You're 40, dude. Take notes from Ronnie Isley on how to do it...


PLEASE GET HIM, JO! LOL.


-H. Slim


Jo: If you can consider yourself a sane individual, then you can not possibly consider dying your hair GOLD! Or we can just one up them ladies and get the Platinum Blonde Bee Hive Weave from B.A.P.S. that stands about 4 feet tall. No. Still no comparison. So I guess my question is: Is Kells wearing gold-pointed Aladdin slippers? Of course he is. :)