"NXGGA PLEASE!" Moment of the Day

There are no words for this...

Funny Video of the Day

These dudes are hilarious.

Hair By Sisqo?

Just when we thought R. Kelly was done with the masks, sex tapes, weave braids, bad 12-part videos, and all his other gimmicks...he does this. Kelly recently released a new song called "Hair Braider" with this hairstyle to match. This dude has completely lost it. Gold braids. Really, Kells? And then he has the golden wizard jacket to go along with it. What's next, a song called "Boy Shorts" and daisy dukes in your video? You're 40, dude. Take notes from Ronnie Isley on how to do it...


PLEASE GET HIM, JO! LOL.


-H. Slim


Jo: If you can consider yourself a sane individual, then you can not possibly consider dying your hair GOLD! Or we can just one up them ladies and get the Platinum Blonde Bee Hive Weave from B.A.P.S. that stands about 4 feet tall. No. Still no comparison. So I guess my question is: Is Kells wearing gold-pointed Aladdin slippers? Of course he is. :)

Same Person...

The industry is trying to pull a fast one on all of us. I think these pairs are the same person. What do YOU think?

C'mon man! Ya'll ain't foolin' me! I got ya'll figured out...

-H. Slim

Flava Flav Back On It

If you're looking for a reason to get up and do something with your life, here it is. Flava Flav celebrated his 50th birthday on March 16th of this year, and he just recently announced that he plans to go back to high school to get his diploma. He dropped out of high school in the 10th grade in 1975. It's also gonna be his new reality show, but he said "I just want to show the world it's never too late to get your diploma, and show kids they should stay in school and not wait until you're old to get it." I feel that, Flav, but fifty?!
-H. Slim


Jo: I'm callin' B.S. How about, "I'm still broke and have no education or job skill to get a real job, and this reality show thing worked last time sooo..." I will not participate in the mindlessness! And what is with those little side teeth? Put some gold caps on those joints, too, please.

Beyonce's Dad Saying "No, No, No"

Matthew Knowles is at it again! This time the accuser is barely 6 months pregnant with a tabloid's dream. Knowles has experienced this situation once before (Kelly Rowland) and is prepping himself with the best lawyer possible. His representative for this case is none other than lawyer Neal Hersh, who is also representing Lamar Odom in his prenuptial negotiations with his newlywed, Khloe Kardashian. Tina and Matthew Knowles have been married for 29 years, and this is the appreciation Tina gets?!? Hmm. "What's love got to do with it? Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?"

H. Slim: Well...this can end two ways: 1) Tina Knowles is old school with it and she turns a blind eye and keeps on moving with her family OR 2) Tina Knowles can get HERS and demand HALF! LOL. She has House of Dereon, too. Shiiiiiit. Ol' Matthew will be broke in no time. New child support and half of his fortune gone. Sounds like a woman scorned to me.

This Man Wants His CHICKEN!

Whoa, whoa, WHOA buddy! Is it really THAT serious?! LOL.





Please note how all the black folks 
were on "HUSH" mode. A few of them HAD to be thinking, "I feel you, bruh." Imean, it's not everyday that you see awhite man go bad like that.